Bacon

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Bacon

Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday

Algebra

Please leave your name and number — But first, a short algebra quiz: How much is 5Q + 5Q?

(Pause while caller thinks)

10Q You’re welcome!

1+1

Teacher:If 1+1=2,2+2=4,what is 4+4?

Student: Unfair, you answer all the easy ones and leave us with the hard ones!

Why couldn’t the blonde write eleven?

Why couldn’t the blonde write eleven?

She didn’t know which ONE came first

What is a vampires best holiday?

What is a vampires best holiday?

Fangs giving day

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack quack?

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack quack?

Count Duckula

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

Ice screams

YodA

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yoda

Yoda who?

Yoda leh  ee hooooo

You Whoooooo!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

You.

You who?

You who, is anybody in?

Ida

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ida

Ida who?

Ida know,…. Sorry