31 12 2009

Please leave your name and number — But first, a short algebra quiz: How much is 5Q + 5Q?

(Pause while caller thinks)

10Q You’re welcome!


31 12 2009

Teacher:If 1+1=2,2+2=4,what is 4+4?

Student: Unfair, you answer all the easy ones and leave us with the hard ones!

Why couldn’t the blonde write eleven?

31 12 2009

Why couldn’t the blonde write eleven?

She didn’t know which ONE came first